I like birds. I'm envious of their ability to just fly the fuck away. Unless they are one of those birds that can't. Those ones I feel really sorry for. I think it's pretty cruel actually.
I like boats. I like to take pictures of boats. Even more specifically, I like to take pictures. Of things I like. And other things too -- people around the world and stuff going on. I also like maps. I like knowing where places are. I am quite fond of avocados. I wear a lot of nautical themed clothing. I cannot tell you why. I just seem to do this. I like Airstreams. Although they are the Land Yacht, not an actual boat.
I don't like: gum snappers, loud chewers, hummers (not the vehicle but people walking about the street actually fucking humming. The vehicles are pretty shitty too). I don't like tardiness. I don't like bad grammar or spelling or when people make up words because they are too lazy to spell the actual word. I don't like it when people say "fair enough" as a response to just about anything. I do not like the saying "bucket list"; if you want to do it, just go fucking do it. What are you waiting for? Death's door? Someday I am going to live in my own Airstream International 28 -- Pistachio theme. I will make and eat avocado sandwiches -- from avocados I have or have not grown myself. I'll drink tea and look at maps. And I'll take pictures of things.
